Like, see, I’d never vote for George Bush Junior, but I don’t know anything about his politics. All I know about that George Bush Junior is that that guy sniffed cocaine. That’s right. Now, listen, we can’t have that shit in the White House. That may be fine for a mayor; but goddammit, not the White House! The stakes are too high. He’d be sellin’ nuclear secrets for 20 or 30 dollars and shit.
All I’ll say about Elian is thank God he’s Cuban. ‘Cause if he was Haitian you’d’ve never heard about his ass. If Elian Gonzales was Elian Mumumbo from Haiti, they would’ve pushed that little rubber tube right back in the water. “Sorry little fella, all full. Good luck!”